strawberry shortcake

I Shat On A Strawberry ShortCake Bike

This is not my normal topic of discussion, but I have been feeling downright sleepy these days. Between just life in general and being kept up literally all night with the puppy since I got it I have gone into what I call “crazy mode.” Last night as I was laying in bed I started to think back to my strawberry shortcake bike. Strawberry Shortcake still has to be my favorite character to this day and back then it helped me shit. Yeah. I said shit!

When I was a child (so the story goes) I would sit on my Strawberry Shortcake bike and poo. I don’t know what it was about the bike that helped me to loosen my bowls. Maybe it was the thought of Strawberries? Maybe it was the smell? Maybe it was because I just had to poo? I don’t know, but kids seem to poo in the most strange places, and I too was one of them.

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Why I’m telling you I Shat On A Strawberry Shortcake Bike?

My entire philosophy on my blog this year is to get to know my readers and have you get to know me. I find that I have lost myself this past couple of years in my blog just pumping out posts but not knowing who you are. So here is what I would love you to do. I want to know something about you! I want to know something that is funny!

Or something that you are proud of?

 

Totally up to you!!!

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